Don't worry kid; I know a guy who knows a guy...

Of course, we can always give it to Clemenze...

Zaide - you've never really checked the vehicle until you've kicked the tire.

Where's Waldo?

ובעברית: איפה אפי

With this here simple juicer...

I have now squeezed 186,473 orange halves just like this one!

all the while wearing my green hat!

Hands Up! Baby, Hands Up!

My first attempt at a self portrait...

And here's the A M A Z I N G result!

These here be my Hannukah candles, excluding the one on my tarbush...

and if I don't move my finger it will burn!

We wuz framed I tell ya! We's innocent! We'd didn't do nuthin!

Ah! The perfect herb for my lamb-stew casserole...

Nou bijt ek my finger en daarna eet ek die naartjie!

Kofi and Me

Return to the Planet of the Apes

Oh good grief! Will he NEVER leave?!

Bob got his toes stuck in his wrench!

This marvellously fresh rosemary will be absolutely LOVELY in my herb-spiced roast chicken

With this here Lulav I can reach the schach!

Zaide read me a book in bed when Abba and Ima were away, and then...

Savta Mish took me to Gan!

First you gotta learn all the rules...

Then you do the driving test!

Travellin' Matt Hits the Road Again...

First you need to pick him up...

Oof! At least on he's on his knees

But once you let them know who's holding the reins...

they became tame as puppies.

I'm all shook up, uh-huh-huh, and if they catch me doing this...

it'll be Jailhouse Rock, Blue Suede Shoes and all!

Yaeli - I think she's my fave...

I think MY tongue is as long as the cow's tongue?

I Dream of Beautiful Women...